Why would a man want to b.ang a nineteen year old?

This is what crazy looks like.

Men, meet Melissa Stetten, a 28 year old facing the decline of her optimal value here on earth.


In a recent op/ed she spit out of her hateful brain, she bombs Jaoquin Phoenix for dating a nineteen year old.


And she’s done similar things in the past.


I can think of several reasons why dating a nineteen year old is more agreeable than a night with this conceited clam trap on the end of her HMV run. She’s turning that corner, boys and she doesn’t like what she sees.

I offered this to her.

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Okay, anybody else want to run with this?

One comment on “Why would a man want to b.ang a nineteen year old?

  1. Seriously??? I look damn good for someone half of my real age, but that doesn’t excuse the pitiful remarks of this woman. A 19-year-old is (hopefully) a clean slate. A late 20s something??? She needs to get over herself.

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